How to iron a shirt like a man.

Ever wonder how to iron a shirt like a fucking man? Or maybe you’re just feeling the need to have your shirts look like they came hot off the press from JC Pennys. Either way you look at it, this guys a serious pro! Watch and be amazed at the dramatic lighting and old man [...]

Dick Nose

Self Defense Dorks!

I think I’m going to have to us that drop to my knees and sock your balls like a punching bag move.

Machine takes REAL human shits!

I really don’t know what to say about this fancy concraption! Where the fuck is technology going these days??? The machine is fed actual food where it simulates chewing and passes it threw a series of  tubes and glass where acid breaks it down, thus providing actual shit on a spinning metal plate! So realistic, [...]

If marshmallows where real.

Marshmallow Murderby gagfilms Their screams of terror are still echoing in my ears!

Fresh Prince Theme: Gangsta Version

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But If We Started Dating It Would Ruin Our Friendship Where I Ask You To Do Things And You Do Them

“I really like you. I do. You’re so nice, and sweet, and you listen to all my problems and respond with the appropriate compliments. But, well, I don’t really see a relationship in our future. It would be terrible if we let sex destroy this great friendship we have where I get everything I want [...]

Grammar Nazi WIN!

I think it’s probably the wrong time to mention grammar.

FUCK OFF!

Shark Attacks Airplane!

Your guess is as good as mine.