The gorriest food fight.

Is it just me or was there a lot of historical undertones of post-war in there? Food Fight Food Fight

Rocket fuel found in baby formula! Parents are fucking pissed!

With another one of those recent government study thingys, it was found in all 15 different brands of baby formula. The chemical found in rocket fuel is called perchlorate. Although deemed safe by the Environmental Protection Agency, I’m sure you won’t be finding it in your mothers tits anytime soon. Perchlorate is the main chemical [...]

Machine takes REAL human shits!

I really don’t know what to say about this fancy concraption! Where the fuck is technology going these days??? The machine is fed actual food where it simulates chewing and passes it threw a series of  tubes and glass where acid breaks it down, thus providing actual shit on a spinning metal plate! So realistic, [...]

“Hey, you know how I know you’re gay?”

Mmm… “Creamy and yummy.”