17 Sep
The gorriest food fight.
Is it just me or was there a lot of historical undertones of post-war in there?
Posts Tagged ‘Food’
06 Sep
Rocket fuel found in baby formula! Parents are fucking pissed!
With another one of those recent government study thingys, it was found in all 15 different brands of baby formula. The chemical found in rocket fuel is called perchlorate. Although deemed safe by the Environmental Protection Agency, I’m sure you won’t be finding it in your mothers tits anytime soon.
Perchlorate is the main chemical used for blasting rockets into space and launching heat seeking missiles you see in those Arnold Schwarzenegger films. A nice little side effect from perchlorate is the fuck up of thyroid hormones through the absorption of its iodine.
In case you wondering about how the hell this happens, the rocket fuel flows into the water supply of 35 different states which goes to grass and then gets eaten by cows. But look at the bright side, you might have rocket fuel in your balls! “Get’m boys!”
26 Aug
Machine takes REAL human shits!
I really don’t know what to say about this fancy concraption! Where the fuck is technology going these days???
The machine is fed actual food where it simulates chewing and passes it threw a series of tubes and glass where acid breaks it down, thus providing actual shit on a spinning metal plate! So realistic, the machine actually farts!
