Robot Unicorn Attack

The most amazing flash game ever. Thanks Adult Swim!
Oh, and when you play, pump that volume up. The experience is hilarity.

http://games.adultswim.com/robot-unicorn-attack-twitchy-online-game.html


AAAALWAYS I WANT TO BEEE WITH YOU AND MAKE BELIEEEEVE WITH YOU AND LIVE IN HAR-MON-Y HAR-MON-Y OOOH LOVE!!!

-Mattao

The Man Your Man Could Smell Like



I use Old Spice. I smell like that man.

-Mattao

Gillette says “Dude…shave.”


Thanks Gillette! I’d be in trouble if I hadn’t watched this video and found out that a razor can cut my balls!

-Mattao

Now THAT’S healthy


Yum.

-Mattao

Shake Weight for Men


I don’t see how any guy could feel manly during this work out. Even if you’re gay. I’m mean seriously…

-Mattao

Truckers Delight – NSFW

This is probably the most random thing that you will see all week.  Quite awesome.

FLAIRS – TRUCKERS DELIGHT from 3rd Side Records on Vimeo.

First Person Tetris

Who wants vertigo instigated by badassness?!
I do!!!

http://firstpersontetris.com/?tetris

-Mattao

Google’s “Fuck-U-iPhone”



Dick Nose



Self Defense Dorks!

I think I’m going to have to us that drop to my knees and sock your balls like a punching bag move.