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Piano Stairs

-Mattao

Kids take part in Donkey Punching.

The Gaza Zoos zebras died of starvation. Their answer? Paint some donkeys!

I found it terribly upsetting and hilarious listening to the news anchor explain how the kids don’t seem to mind the painted donkeys while the children gave it all they got to punch the shit out of them! A piece of me wanted to punch the hell out of these kids.

*snicker* Punching children, what the hells wrong with me?

Beauty Is Only Skin Deep

-Mattao

T-Pain Auto-tunes Obama to promote iphone app.

Oh auto-tune. It’s a shame that people don’t even need to know how to sing any more. First it was slap-chop, now Obama.

I survived the swine flu t-shirt.

The swine flu was first something that every one was freaking about. Now its looked at as a joke. Every time some one coughs, I hear some one joking about how they have the swine flu. Swine Flu is pretty much regular flu.

Have you had the swine flu? Did you kick its ass? Then buy the “I survived swine flu t-shirt” from our zazzle about below!

Buy the t-shirt!

Lawman

Saw a trailer for this, and I had to post it.
Hopefully it will be more exciting than his movies

I <3 you Steven Seagal.

-Mattao

Cellphone creature freaks in Microwave!

Flirting With Magic Will Not Get You Laid!

Magic Loser

Don’t ask how I found this. This is simply one of the worst ways I’ve ever seen anyone try to pick up a date. Flirting with magic will not get you laid, EVER! You will always be that creepy weirdo. Now don’t get me wrong, magic can be cool. Just don’t try to be Chris Angel. I hate Chris Angel!!!

Ridiculous Red Hot Chili Peppers Cover for Halo 3

I’m really having a hard time wrapping my mind around this one. Is this lame that some one took the Red Hot Chili Peppers – Snow and did a cover revolving around Halo 3? Or is if fucking awesome how close his voice sounds like Anthony Kiedis, lead singer of Red Hot Chili Peppers. Or is this actually Anthony Kiedis?

Quit fucking around with us Anthony!

Zombify Yourself

ZombieLand has a promotional website for their movie where you can give yourself a zombie make over! Check it out, then add it to your facebook!

Zombify-yourself.net