02 Jun
Beat boxing nutcase.
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02 Jun
Outrageous! Kids booty dancing!
What the fuck!?!?!?
Aparently the kids are dancing to spanish music with their parents eging them on cheering and clapping! “YEAH, ‘der she go! Do dat shit!” You fucking morons! This kind of thing is great if you want your child to become some kinda of 5th Ave crack slut. I don’t blame the kids. Most kids just imate what they see their parents do.
What fucked off parent would think that it’s fine for there child to do such an outrageous act! Oh I know, this kind of parent!
02 Jun
Motion sensing controller for Xbox 360.
Wii rip off? The new motion sensing remote contol has some cool ideas but as all physically active controller producers like Microsoft and Nintendo don’t understand is when some of us play video games that means we just want to sit on our ass for an hour or so! I don’t want to get up and play a fighting game kicking around at the air or jumping around like and idiot pretending I’m on a skate board. If I wanted that I would have signed up for a karate class or hit a skate park. The idea of a new and innovative way to do the typical controler is cool, but let me be lazy god damn it!
The coolest part of the controller is voice recognition and the ability to wave my hand in the air to select a good movie why I’m eating a bag of Fritos. Video chat with friends is cool to and I hope to see it more in the future, considering about 90% of communication is visual.
Microsoft should implement this feature in there next console with out me having to go buy a fucking add on. Because you know what, I’m just like most of you readers and bloggers, I’m not going to go out of my way to do so. If I have the feature and I have to pay $2.99 for a software add-on thats just way to bad ass I’ll be willing to pull out my credit card.
01 Jun
Brunos butt falls on Eminem
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God damn! It’s just to fun to make fun of this guy!
One of Americas most known wanna-be rap artists, Eminem attends the 2009 MTV music awards and gets Brunos ass in his face! Why does this shit keep happening to Eminem? Maybe it’s everyones secret way of telling him his music sucks ass! Well, except that one song where it sounds like he’s talking directly to his ex-wife, what’s her name. Wait, isn’t that all of his songs? Ah fuck it, you wont be seeing it on my iPod anytime soon.
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31 May
Porn Fail
I came across these lovley set of .gifs at a webblog named PornFail.com.
It’s always nice to see the bloopers after a funny movie, but porn bloopers always take the cake!
I’m not really sure if that was an actual blooper or some sort of magic trick. It’s like some kind of backwards doggy style meets pro wrestling with a dash of acrobatics from the Ringling Brothers. I stared at this .gif for about 10 minutes before I was completely confident that I could do the same.
What a devoted camera guy! Why getting creamed in the face from some random chick he’s still devoted into getting that perfect shot. Also, the actresses facial expression is priceless! She’s like, “Oh shit, I fucked up right there!” while trying to discreetly aim the blast away and whammo orgasm kicks through!
Man that chick is hot! Oh no, FUCK, I’M GAY!!!
“Where did you come from? Where did you go? Where did you come from cotton eye Joe?”
31 May
MurderFeed has switched to Wordpress!
Hinze the new look.
Wordpress is a small easy simple to use program that you install on your server and makes blogging as easy as posting a bulletin to myspace. Also, themes for MurderFeed are to change in the future, it’s a sinch.
MurderFeed was being created with iWeb in the past. It was slow, outdated looking and boring. Also, it was quite limited and really only looked good on safari. Apples been pissing us off lately so we decided to reach in our pants and give them the ol’ fuck you!
We want MurderFeed to look like a “Feed!” What do we mean? Well the old blog style was a little on the childish side. We need something professional to let people know that we are serious, and that we can easily compete with the other guys to give you premium content.
Readers, we give your Wordpress, and we am aware that this new look may piss you off. So to smooth things over and to show you guys that we’re still the same old MurderFeed with that same old stench… we give you boobs!
Cheers
