Sexual Innuendo Time!

Things like this…it it makes me think “wtf, japanese people?” And then it brings a tear to my eye…from laughing so hard. -Mattao

Robot Unicorn Attack

The most amazing flash game ever. Thanks Adult Swim! Oh, and when you play, pump that volume up. The experience is hilarity. http://games.adultswim.com/robot-unicorn-attack-twitchy-online-game.html AAAALWAYS I WANT TO BEEE WITH YOU AND MAKE BELIEEEEVE WITH YOU AND LIVE IN HAR-MON-Y HAR-MON-Y OOOH LOVE!!! -Mattao

The Man Your Man Could Smell Like

I use Old Spice. I smell like that man. -Mattao