28 Aug
Guy Catches Laptop With His Butt!
Put THIS on your resume!
-Mattao
Archive for August, 2009:
27 Aug
Evolution in Action
For so many years, I’ve heard obsessive religious folk try to argue that evolution is a lie. Generally speaking, aruguing religion is irritating to me since it’s arguing one person’s invisible man to another’s invisible man. It’s an argument for morons. However, it quite literally hurts my brain to see someone try to deny blatant and obvious evidence that shows that evolution, does indeed exist. Now, evolution is being shown through learned actions (as well as physical changes). My thanks to fence lizards, fire ants, Tracy Langkilde of Penn State University, and Discovery.com.
Rebuttal anyone?
While I’m at it, here’s a fun little pic I found. Be warned, it’s poking at someone’s invisible man.
<3s
-Mattao
26 Aug
Machine takes REAL human shits!
I really don’t know what to say about this fancy concraption! Where the fuck is technology going these days???
The machine is fed actual food where it simulates chewing and passes it threw a series of tubes and glass where acid breaks it down, thus providing actual shit on a spinning metal plate! So realistic, the machine actually farts!
24 Aug
Magic tricks played on monkey! Monkey says WTF?!?!?
Is this hilarious or cruel as fuck???
Ok, that last trick was a fucked up thing to do.
23 Aug
Pandora vs iTunes: How Pandora single handedly killed my iTunes library!
I knew I had a problem with my music when I became completely bored with my entire music library. The songs I loved became old and not to mention the hundreds of songs that I hardly even knew I had where pissing me off! So I began to search for a solution and had found Pandora.
With cloud computing on the rise and music being more apart of out lives, it started to make more sense to me that using an internet radio website was more of an option.
Pandora is a highly customizable internet radio station. Start by typing in the names of artists or songs and start listening to your favorite music and songs alike that you didn’t know existed.
Click the thumbs up on a song if you like it and want to hear more similar songs, or click the thumbs down on a song and never hear it again.
There’s also the option to purchase songs through iTunes or Amazon, but who the fuck cares?
Pandora is completely free with with adds or you can purchase it add free for $3 a month.
Also, If your friends use Pandora you can check out the kinds of music that their diggin’ lately. Most of us know that bad ass music comes from good friends. If your method of finding good music is flipping threw car radio stations please kill yourself.
Put it together for yourself; an iTunes library that your constantly scrambling to find “the good songs” or teach Pandora to play all of “the good songs.” If you haven’t tried it yet, go to Pandora.com and sign the fuck up, now! But remember, this is interet radio and there are some draw backs. I had a sence of furry and rage come grow inside me when this came up:
FUCK YOU ASSHOLE!
Either way, give Pandora a shot. You’ll most likely be pleased with the results.
