It’s been quite a stir about what exactly it is in the video. Some believe that the “thing” is a group of parasitic activity thriving off the bacteria of the sewers atmosphere. Studies have found that the “thing” caries a lot of the same characteristics of a nest of Daddy long legs.
Personally we think it looks like something that came out of Contra 1! Looks like our boys never finished the job!
Sweet fucking dreams!
Apparently this man was bitten by some ladies dog. She’s struggles to try to explain the dogs past behavior of the dog biting her vagina!
A step by step tutorial of how to turn your penis into a vagina with out surgery!
I don’t know about you, but there’s no way im going to be able to hide my ball sack with this sticky tape fuck up method of…. UGH!!!
You crazy Japan!!! You crazy!!!
Fuck you Ehren Kruger, Roberto Orc, and Alex Kurtzman.
3 Writers on 1 movie, and it was still boring, long, and shitty. I don’t remember how many times I thought to myself “Wow. Fuckin’ really?” solely from the crappy writing. It’s amazing; the crap that can make it to the silver screen.
And fuck you Michael Bay. You suck.
Do us all a favor and stop making movies. You’re lost in the 90s if you think all a good action flick needs is LOTS of explosions and some flashy CG.
And real surprise there Michael, using the sex appeal of your actress to sell your film. I wouldn’t be the least bit surprised if you had a raging boner any time she was on set.
First shot of Megan Fox in the movie:
Good job America, let’s keep supporting the stereotype.
Don’t get me wrong. Sex in movies isn’t necessarily a bad thing. I just hate it when it’s used as a main attraction. Exploited, if you will. If my goal was to watch sex in a film, I wouldn’t go to the movie theater and watch Transformers 2. I’d download porn.
Don’t pay money to see this movie. I recommend waiting until it’s available for illegal download (so that these no-talent hacks can’t wipe their ass with your hard-earned money). Download it, and skip through everything that isn’t Optimus Prime rocking some Decepticon face…so you’ll get maybe 5-10 minutes of the movie, which is all you REALLY need to see.
It’s movies like “Transformers 2: Rise of the Fallen” that give me hope as a screenwriter. If crap like this can be made into a blockbuster, I know I can write a movie that America will change their underwear over, because they will either shit, piss, or orgasm in their pants from its sheer awesomeness.
The movie’s plot was pathetic. Just a bunch of running in circles. It took 3 writers to come up with this: (warning – spoilers)
Sam touches the broken block piece from first movie and sees crazy alien symbols, block piece revives Megatron (which “killed” him in the first place…wtf? I guess it’s like killing a hangover with more alcohol…?), Megatron reads symbols in Sam’s brain? (wtf?), Sam needs symbols translated by an old retired SR-71 Decepticon turned Autobot with a fucking cane (because old ROBOTS need canes…) who says, “Go find the key that turns on this hidden ancient destructive weapon machine thing in Egypt which will blow up your Sun” which randomly has the power to revive the now-deceased Optimus Prime, Sam finds key which disintegrates from old age, then gets mind-fucked by Dead Robot Spirits (while at the brink of death) which randomly re-solidifies said disintegrated key, he then revives Prime who fights Decepticons on his own because the rest of the Autobots are pretty much useless fucks. Yay Shia. You saved the day.
And let’s not forget to mention the comic relief, which is essentially a pair of twin ghetto Jar Jar Binks’ turned robot.
Cinematic genius.
Fucking useless Hollywood screenwriters. I want my money back.
Transformers 2: 1 of 5 stars
-Mattao
Murderfeed wont be wasting time talking about how much we all loved or hated Michael Jackson. What we will tell you is that yes he could dance like a fucking bad ass. Yes he was the king of pop. Yes he has sold the most album in the world. And… yes he loved 10 year old peepee.
But never the less we’ll pay our respects. His thriller video gave me nightmares when I was in my younger days. Who’s going to be the new Michael Jackson? Who fucking cares? I don’t know anyone else that was a black man and changed into a white woman. I wonder how blankets going to take it?
Ah, the days of being young. These images are meant to take you back to those days when things where simple.
If you can remember all ten of these images, then your an “oldfag” and if you don’t know what “oldfag” means, then you’re a “newfag”.
The video presents and announcement by Samsung last year the card is made of wirelessly powered OLEDs with full video capability. The card is also flexible and fits snug in your wallet. Some one blow a fucking hole in my head with this shit makes it on cereal boxed at wal-mart.
